“And now, a letter from our new Editor-in-Chief, RetCon:

Hey kids!

RetCon. You’ve heard of me. I’m a rapping mercenary from the year 3223.
The regular freaks here who do the tweaks here clearly don’t know how to run this.
So I’m taking over, gonna make things over, and gonna show you what real fun is.
So pour one out to hit the ground to mourn those other maggots.
But don’t waste it all, I mean after all, they’re just a couple of…geeks.

I’m still working on it. …Well who the #$^*&@ are you to judge me? I will punch you in the back of the face! You don’t know me!

– RetCon

Anyway, check back for more regular updates now that there’s more stable management.”